30 Signs You're a Slut
Tens of millions of American women are sluts, according to right-wing patriarchs. Take this easy quiz to find out if you qualify.
These days, it’s getting rather hard to hold your head high as a female if you aren’t willing to be seen as part of the slut sisterhood.
So, are you in? Ten points says yes:
- I have condoms in my purse – or bra (1)
- I’m still mad at the Komen foundation for playing politics with women’s health (1)
- I take the Pill to keep from getting pregnant (1)
- I take the Pill to manage heavy bleeding or cramps (1)
- I like sex (1)
- I have had sex when I didn’t want to get pregnant (1)
- I dress how I want (1)
- I think that no means no — no matter how I’m dressed (3)
- I will decide how many children I have (1)
- I have a long-acting reversible contraceptive (an IUD or implant), which means I’m protected against pregnancy all the time (3)
- I am unmarried, and I’m not a virgin (1)
- I wasn’t a virgin on my wedding night (1)
- I think Jake Gyllenhaal is hot (3)
- I think any insurance that covers Viagra should cover birth control pills (1)
- I stand with Planned Parenthood (2)
- I DIS-respect religious leaders who protect pedophiles yet call contraception “evil” (2)
- To me, contraception is a part of basic healthcare (1)
- I believe that women aren’t in control of their lives if they aren’t in control of their fertility (1)
- My cat is a person; a fertilized egg isn’t (3)
- You can count me among the 1 in 3 women who have had an abortion (1)
- I told my abortion story at the 1 in 3 Campaign (3)
- I believe sex can be rich and intimate without marriage (1)
- I believe marriage can be rich and intimate without children (1)
- I find people of my own gender sexy (1)
- Submission is not my thing (2)
- I want a career (2)
- I have dreams of traveling (2)
- I think smart, ethical women belong in positions of power (2)
- I trust myself to make decisions based on my own moral and spiritual values (3)
- When I testify before Congress about contraception, I wear a gray suit instead of a black collar (10)
Uh oh… I guess I am a slut even though I have only had sex with a total of 5 men (one at a time) and have been with the 5th one for 17 years
